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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Top Ten Items On Barack Obama's To-Do List
Remove Alaska from the Union
Susan B, Batavia, OH
Have the FCC look into getting Fox News taken off cable
Michael K, Wilmington, DE
Hire some chubby interns
Pat A, Boulder, CO
Learn how to mispronounce "nuclear"
Bruce A, Fairfax Station, VA
Take down all the Three Stooges posters in the Oval Office
Daniel B, Pompano Beach, FL
Less talk, more Barack
Brent G, Tuttle, OK
Broker peace agreement between hosts of "The View"
Steve T, San Diego, CA
Appoint Joe the Plumber ambassador to Home Depot
Richard V, Avondale, PA
Ask Oprah if she'll take care of the budget deficit
Karen O, Torrance, CA
Begin his 2012 campaign
Jeff K, San Jose, CA
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